I am currently drinking a Monster drink called "Rehab" which has "Tea + Lemonade + Energy". The can contains 5% juice. Which is 5% more juice than I generally get from cans. You think juicing a radish is hard, juice a aluminum can.
Speaking of aluminum cans: I remember reading a long time ago reading that the amount of aluminum consumed during can-use could cause Alzheimer. Apparently heavy metal poisoning can build up over time and disrupt nerve communication.
As a charter member of The Internet I think I might be in favor of forgetting some of the things I've seen. In fact, if I live long enough to develop Alzheimer's I think I'll be quite content to spend my days in blissful ignorance.